1. You can barely pick up a cereal box or bend over the day after doing yard work.
2. Your caulk lines look like this:
3. There's a pencil line above everything that needs to hang level:
4. You think an entire yard's worth of leaves can fit into one green bin, and therefore are left with half a yard raked, half unraked:
5. You realize how wrong you were when you thought having a fruit tree was awesome:
6. You learn professional painters don't remove nails or spackle holes - they paint what you give them:
7. You would rather be doing all of the above work than anything else on your weekend.
8. You're too tired to come up with 10 reasons, so you settle with 8.
Love,
the bird and the bloke
